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Probably not relevant, but still

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

wish i had u anime dad

venusianmagic:

I want nothing less than all-consuming love, but when someone starts to show signs of limerence towards me, I convince myself it’s somehow forged.

meghantonjes:

maravilhanaervilha:

Guys.

It’s a book mark that marks your spot in the book.

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I NEED THIS

doubles as a head band that tells people to look at your face

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…image

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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k-pagination:

I used to like getting chocolate for Easter, but now I don’t want this chocolate now that I have found out about it. I think we should ask them to not give money to Autism Speaks. 

Facebook

 This is the post announcing their support

Twitter: @Lindt_Chocolate

Contact page on their website

omgsodeep:

I’m getting this as my next tattoo. So I can never forget and always be reminded that 9x7=63. My dad used to sing me these tables so I could fall asleep at night. He would say “omgsodeep, I love you like the sky is infinite”. I got this for him, and my dog who has a bad hip. Each number represents a family member.

omgsodeep:

I’m getting this as my next tattoo. So I can never forget and always be reminded that 9x7=63. My dad used to sing me these tables so I could fall asleep at night. He would say “omgsodeep, I love you like the sky is infinite”. I got this for him, and my dog who has a bad hip. Each number represents a family member.

invite-me-to-your-memories:

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

THAT GIF WHAT

Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?